my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
so I was at the dinner table talking and all of the sudden I started coughing and it lasted like five minutes and everyone stopped talking and was just staring at me. and then when I finished, and all my mom said was, “are you done dying yet?”
i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
well then WHAT is the point
when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
estebanjulioricardomontoyadelrosaramirez, it is actually Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya DE LA Rosa Ramirez. sorry.
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO